J-P Teti

J-P Teti

Posts tagged “comedy”

Kafka’s Joke Book

“Why is a raven like a writing desk?”

“I don’t know,” Gregor told the faceless interrogator for the fiftieth time.

“We can’t help you if you won’t work with us. Perhaps another day in the machine will convince you to cooperate.”

“You’ll probably end up in a refugee camp. But it’ll have free wi-fi.”

Completely Self-Absorbed Obama Gets Up And Just Talks For An Hour Straight

The Onion:

In a shocking display of deep self-absorption and narcissistic behavior, President Barack Obama stood up in front of the entire nation Tuesday and talked for more than an hour straight, sources confirmed.